The Twelve Nights of Christmas
On the first night of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
you thought it was funny to drag me under the mistletoe
at your sister’s house buried out in those country lanes,
and you whispered it was a tradition you always wanted to try
so who was I to say no and dash your strange little hope?
it was so easy to say yes to a girl like you, eyes all a-bright,
like I was the…