The Final Rose Ceremony of the Apocalypse
Which man will be left standing?
Welcome back, viewers at home, for the television event of the millennia. It’s the final rose ceremony where bachelorette Cordelia will choose the man of her dreams out of those left standing.
You’ve been with her right from the beginning. You’ve seen her fight her way through an economic collapse, the threat of nuclear war, an alien invasion, and a zombie infestation of the populace.
It’s been one hell of a ride, hasn’t it?
So sit back, put on your reality-cancelling headset, and buckle up because things are going to get wild.
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